Old Age Jelly Bean Pill Chart
Old Age Jelly Beans Pill Chart
Black JB Senility
Geen JB constipation
Orange JB Deafness
Pink JB Wrinkles
Purple JB Arthritis
Red JB sex
White JB Baldness
Yellow JB gas
10.29.08 (2:56 pm) [
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NYC Walking Toy Train Tour
This looks like fun. The season is approaching.
My dh found these spectacular photos this am and I thought, "How Fabulous!".
So since we cannot afford to go, why not a little free cyber trip, with a click.
NYC Walking Toy Train Tour
10.24.08 (6:33 pm) [
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Cozytown
"Why Cozytown is the delightfulest place imaginable, 'though it does stand on the very edge of things, surrounded by a high, gray wall- that the name of this wall is "Facts" need not bother us, nor that to most people it is impassable. Those who know walk straight up to the wall and, taking four steps to the left of an iron ring which they will find without much trouble, they knock sharply on a stone which says BELIEVE! Presto! Immediately a little gate appears and in they go to the town itself . . . "
"The Princess of Cozytown" Janet Laura Scott, Ruth Plumly Thompson 1922
Read/download the book
10.21.08 (11:50 am) [
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A Little Old Lady Reflects
An 80 year old with good sense of humour
The local news station was interviewing an 80 year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.
'He's a funeral director,' she answered.
'Interesting,' the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's,
then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's,
later on a preacher when in her 60's,
and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and explained,
One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go.
10.20.08 (7:32 pm) [
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AOL Journals, HomeTown and MSN Groups
Well, if you have not heard AOL Journals and HomeTown (personal webpages) are shutting down on October 31st forever.
Last week it was announced that MSN Groups would shut down 2/21/09.
In November, groups have the option to migrate over to Multiply -- so silly unless Multiply adds message boards to their "groups". OK - quick update -- messageboards in groups at Multiply are known as the "notes".
Anyways, I will be busy moving a couple of groups that have 10 years worth of stuff to move.
Just as bad as moving in real life!
10.20.08 (7:29 pm) [
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Poll
If anyone can help me by taking my poll -- thanks!
It is about preference of blog platforms. I did not include tBlog or Shoutpost but you can write them in.
Poll opens in a new window. Thanks.
10.05.08 (10:50 pm) [
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Myers Briggs Personality Test
ESTJ - "Administrator" . Much in touch with the external environment. Very responsible. Pillar of strength. 8.7% of total population. |
Take Free Myers-Briggs Personality TestDon't mess with me. LOL
Why I am Mayor of my own town.
Under the comment box on the test results, click more and it takes you to a Google search page where you can click on an explanation of the results you got to learn more of yourself.
10.05.08 (4:50 pm) [
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Things You Learn as a Kid
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.
They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
School lunches stick to the wall.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED
Raising teenagers is like nailing JELLO to a tree.
There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere... and let the air out of their tires.
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.
Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
10.02.08 (4:38 pm) [
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